DAMO'S WORLD !!!
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Dear Damo
I recently had hot lesbian sex with my twin sister. While we were doing
it
my mum walked in on us while we were both climaxing. She was really
disgusted, but we enjoyed it, she then bashed us completely until we could
not move and she ran out of the house crying. What should me and my sister
do to make it up to my mother?
Anita Pee
DAMO DUMPS: Your name is a lie. Your mum is sad because you to going at it made her think that maybe she wouldn't get any grandkids. Or that if you and your sister somehow managed to get eachother pregnant then your kid'd be kinda freaky. Think about it.
To make your mum feel better, go out and get pregnant to some nice guy. As long as your mum has a grandkid then you can have as much filthy sex as you like.
Yo Damo,
I am a 12 year old boy who just last week had a sleepover party at me
best frendz house. When i woke up i was completely naked and me dick was
shoved up me best frendz mum's ass (she was completely naked 2). Am i
really perverted or may i have sum gay conficts and should cum out of
da closet.
Help me please,
Gary Magotiee.
DAMO DUMPS AGAIN: Your name might be a lie. You might have gay conflicts if you're disappointed that you don't wake up with your peen stuck up another man's love hole. If you don't want this then you're fine unless your friend's mum had a problem with it, which I reckon she would have. Next time it happens, just pull it out and smile politely.
Yo Yo Yo, DAAAMMMOOOOO.
I have a krush on a gurrl, but she has a Boyfrend, We get on famously
well
2geva. Ppl call us husband and wyfe. I am 19 & she is only 16. Wot
should
I do 2 get dis gurrl to be mine.
Don't knoe wot 2 do?
Mister Hives.
DAMO CONTINUES TO DUMP: I like your name. Last century 19 and 16 were good marrying ages. Now people might think it's a bit early. This is because now we are meant to go out and root up the town from when we turn 17 until we're 27. For people like me its bogass because I don't want to have sex and everyone I know are all too busy going at it with eachother. So I have to watch Big Brother alone and stuff.
Pretty soon her boyfriend will want to spread his filth seed with someone else and then you should give her a real expensive ring and she'll feel guilty and marry you.
Hello, your e-mail address damoisgod@gmail.com
, has been taken from the open sources. My name is Alex Brewster. I am
the main manager of Web Click Company.
We are engaged in software developing and design. The main office of our
Company is located in Lithuania.
We are searching for employees to work in our company worldwide. If you
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is huge (designers, managers, auditors, financiers).
We will offer you the best conditions to work.
Also if you own a company or if you are managing director of the company
we offer you to cooperation with us.
DAMO SPUMD: I want to do the auditor thing for 10,000 dollars a month. Ta.
g'day damo, when is 'damos world' going
to be back on the ugly stick? I want
to see you get back at centrelink again by secretly putting your middle
finger up at their building, thanks.
DAMO DUMPS AND THEN DUMPS AGAIN: I might be back in two weeks. I have been sleeping pretty heavy for the last month, but I think the world needs me again.I didn't pay you to ask me that.
8/4/2006
yo damo!!! can u check out
my site, www.DJhott.here.ws
and can u chuck it on ur cool site... i love da segment on da show damos
world!!!
u should have your own damo's world segment on da radio show on SYN!!!
from DJ Burnin Hott
Damo delivers: I think you are the weirdest person in the world, DJ Burnin Hott. I like your site, it's pretty good. If one other person wants me to be on the radio show then I will go on. No-one has emailed me back about having sex with you.
Dear Damo,
I am currently worrying that my Mother is a psychopath seeing
as she brutally murdered all my friends and cooked them for dinner.......
Is this a problem? Should I be afraid? Do you have a picture of yourself?
Lots of lovin, Georgia
Damo RSVPs: On the surface it seems pretty bad. If my mum killed and eat my friens we'd probably have to have a family meeting or something because i bet my sister would think that her frineds are next. She's pretty self-obsessed. Anyway, if your friends were dickheads and your mum was scared that you would become a dickhead then maybe that's why she killed them. Then also if she cares about the environment she would eat them so their corpses didn't take up space. So maybe ashe's not a psychopath, maybe she's just really protective of you. Sucked in!!!
Howdy Damo,
Alec Bals again. This chick at my school wanted to get naughty under the
classroom table, but I said no cus the teacher would see us. She started
playing with my uncle johnny and I started to cum and there was a massive
stain on my pants. So I had to run to the principals office to get a change
of pants and I felt really embarrased. I don't know if this chick is too
right for me, as she will do it any where and not care who is looking?
what should i do?
Alec Bals.
D-A-MOE sezzz: Have you ever met Mr. T, Alec Bals? If you did he would say your name funny. The person wanking you in class sounds nuts. In class is kind of OK, cause I bet everyone else (girls and boys) would be pretty jealous. 'Are you the due who gets pulled in class all the time? Awesome!', that's how I reckon your lunchtimes would go. But if you and her were both called to jury duty of something and then both ended up on the same jury and she did it. Well, the judge guy would be pissed. They've got pretty strict rules, you know? Drive for show and putt for dough, that's what I'd do.
21/3/2006
Dear everyone. I've been away for a while cause the cops n' whoever have been after me. But I'll be back soon with a new show. Here are some answers to some questions...
hi damo,
my name is jeffro. recently my girlfriend asked me to do the naughty thing.
i am only 15 and im not sure weather i am still too young. after seeing
you on TV helping a couple with their relationship problems i decided
that you would be the man to ask. good luck with your fantastic DAMO's
WORLD show.. its truely inspiring!
Damo sez: How old is your girlfriend? If she's about 20 then I don't know why she''s going out with you. i guess you've got pubes, but I don't think you'd be good at sex. If she's 15 then it's pretty filthy, don't do it. Steal a PSP and wait a bit. I've never done it, but I hear it's pretty boring.
Damo,
I think ur very funny on the show and all but to state it clearly, YOUR
WEBSITE SUX! Alf and articool all get cool uglystick ones but u've got
a block of text on a black screen, comeone m8, u an't goin 2 take that
from them!!!!!!!
From,
Aeden
Damo sezzzz: Yeah. I asked em' to put more skulls and stuff on, but they haven't. They are pretty lazy and pretty stupid, so I doubt it's gunna happen.
G'day Mister Damo & friends.
Screw the government. Did you see the opening ceremony of the commonwealth
games? When the Australian team walked out, I saw Johnny Howard crying.
What a total wanker. The Queen just looked at him and laughed, ha ha ha,
I would too. Screw the government and screw centrelink (we should be getting
more money).
Tops to the weekly show, C31, Damo's world, The Ugly stick rocks.
Screw the hippies and the government.
Alec Bals
Damo sezz: Yeah, they pretty much blow. The queen is kind of hot for an old lady, but. I wouldn't knock her back, if you know what i mean. If someone said to me 'John Howard and the Queen want to have a threesome with you, how about it?', I'd say 'yeah, but they have to buy breakfast'.
yo, damo.... did anyone ask for
my number? if not put my number on da fuckin site!!! my numbers 0404XXXXXX....
Chris Clayton AKA Burnin Hott AKA Stan Stoner
Damo sez: Haha. It's funny, cause I'm not putting the number up again. Haha. You swear good.
2/2/2006
hey damo, u should get ur own kool site
on www.damosworld.com <http://www.damosworld.com> .
i am a 14 yr old male and i'ma virgin... how can i loose it.
if anyone wants to f--- me they can call me on 0404xxxxxx.... put my number
on ur site!!!!!!
are u gay? i was just wondering!
from chris
DAMO SAYS
They made me change your phone number and you can't say f--- apparently. If anyone want to do it with him then email me and I'll hook you both up. Anyway, that other Damo guy seems alright, but he's pretty ugly. It's never moved one way or the other so I don't know what I am.
Superflash DDD Express
26/1/2006
why do you always look so sleepy?
why does it seem that everyone that writes into you loves man to man lovin?
do you ever wear your collar up? I want to but ive had dreams b4 that
when i lifted up my collar there were spiders hiding in the fold and they
ran into my ear!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! plus my mum would totally freak!
..-*/ DaRk @nG&L BaRrY \*-..
DAMO SAYS
How accurate do you expect people to be when they spell or say your name? I bet if you're real anal you'd be a pain when it comes to that. I look sleepy 'cause I always want to go to sleep. I think lots of people want to have sex with their own kind just once. Obviously I'm a smart guy and they feel like they can open up to me and stuff. After the flood happened I only have one shirt and it doesn't have a collar.
DDAAMMOO
Dear Damo,
My family stayed the night at my Aunty's place last week. My cousin is
about
the same age as myself and good lookin for a chick but i have never thought
anything more then that. I had to share a room that night with her and
i
woke in the night to find my mouth suctioned to her front bum, if u know
what i mean. I didn't back off because it felt right... and wet.
The worst part was the look
on my mum's face when she walked in on us. It
sounds sick but my mum said its only incest. Do i need help? What should
i
do?
Thanx, Tyler
DAMO SAYS
Your Mum sounds pretty unique. But I'd be worried because there's a big hole in your story. You go to bed, you fall asleep and then all of a sudden you and your cousin are going at it? I reckon your mum probably drugged both of you at dinner and then constructed the whole situation with you and the cousin and all that. Don't know why, but it's the only thing that makes sense. Look up your mum's name and 'sicko freak clubs' on the internet and I think you'll find your answer. Then you should move to a new country or something.
D-Dog Bowow
Dear
Damo,
My ex boyfriend seemed to enjoy showering with his dog. He used to get
all lathered up in the shower with the dog while I was in there too and
asked me to get out so he and the pooch could have some more space! (seriously!)
Then he dumped me after I told his mates about this. Do you think he dumped
me for the dog?
From your spunkiest fan, Miriam *hugs*
P.S: can I have your number?
DAMO SAYS
Hi Miriam. If the guy picked up the dog after he cleaned it and then used it like a rag to clean the shower then I guess it makes sense. The fact that he dumped you after you told his friends probably means that he's done the dog at some point in his life and has never used it as a chux thing. Don't know if he dumped you for the dog, but maybe because you were getting closer to the shocking truth. Which is that he's a sicko. My phone got disconnected the other day 'cause Dippy my camerman didn't pay my bill for me. Again.
OMAD
22/1/2006
Dear Damo,
I was at my mate's house (Kyle's place) last week for a sleep over and
things heated up really quick. We both showed each other our wanger's
if you know what i mean and i touched his.
Does this mean im gay? Kyle said
it does.
Help me - i think im a cheese!
Your biggest fan, Jake
DAMO SAYS
Hi again, Jake. Man, your life is way less boring than mine. Is the Kyle person the same one from that dumb TV show? He blew. If he is then make a sex tape with him and sell it online. You'll make heaps. If it's not him, then keep touching his wanger if you want to or don't if you don't. If you can't make up your mind then keep on touching it, cause it impresses chicks i think (don't know why, but), so it's win-win for you. I wanna touch Dippy my camerman's wanger but he always says no.
Maximum Damo Extreme!
21/1/2006
Damooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
Your cool how much do you want for your damos world sign?
also my brother thinks yahoo chat is going too take over the world hes
on there constantly 16 hours a day and i think he has fallen in love with
a guy called billa_bong hes a old freak who thinks hes really cool and
hes a total jerk im getting worried because he loves hes computer and
yahoo that much that it makes him go physco when the internet doesnt want
too work and he thinks that him and billa bong are going too take over
the world just like jesus himself did back in 1600bc im worried about
him what should i do ?
HELP ME PLEASE DAMO IM WORRIED ABOUT MY BROTHER HES FREAKING ME OUT,
cheers mate - Cool B-Rad Ow Six
DAMO SAYS
Hi Cool B-Rad Ow Six. Your name is long and I think a lot of people probably just call you 'Ow'. This font is a weird colour. I lost the Damo's World sign somewhere, but if I had it I'd just give it to you. Your brother sounds like a bit of a weirdo, but it would be sweet if him and the other guy could take over the world with an internet chat facility. Next time he goes psycho take a photo of him and I'll put it on the website. If he gets too annoying just punch him in the face.
D-Dog 2000
17/1/2006
Dear Damo,
My brother and I share a bedroom... but he's gay.
Im scared that he might poke it in at night if you know what i mean.
What should I do?
Cheers, Jake
DAMO SAYS
Hi Jake. Yeah, that's probably a pretty common problem, I reckon it happens more than a lot of people think. You've got a few choices. The first one is to talk to your brother and basically say 'yo, I know you probably want to do me tonight when I'm asleep and vunerable, but you can't'. If you don't wanna have to talk to him then just put a few books down your pants when you go to sleep. If it was me, though, I'd be going with the flow. I think the greeks did it a bit and they invented souvlaki.
Damooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo
10/1/2006
Dear Damo,
I really like your show, it’s very inspiring. Your camera man Dippy McFly seems like a really nice guy, is he?
Cheers,
Romany Hanson
DAMO SAYS
The show is inspiring, you’re right. Are you a chick or a dude? Romany is a stupid-sounding name. Dippy is an OK guy. The other day he puked in his car, it was pretty funny.
2/1/2006
Dear Damo,
I
am writing a school project about influential Australian political figures.
Who is your favourite one?
Thank
you for your time,
Jenny
Grabowski
DAMO SAYS
The
one that likes cricket blows. The one that got pissed all the time and
cried was OK. Sounds like a boring thing to do - sucked in.
29/12/2005
Dear Damo,
Hey Damo if im gay can i get more money from the government?
Edan Adelaide S.A
DAMO SAYS
I've never been written to by a cheese before. It'd be good if they did,
but they're pretty tight. They won't even give me money and I'm a TV star.
No-one else has sent me anything.